... He is the best excuse for not doing your homework, and the worst excuse for a miniature horse. He is fuzzy with a flowing mane and banged tail. His face is bald, and his legs are white, but his eyes are beautiful blue. He only trots to his food and only canters over sheep, but we love him nonetheless. He is beyond comparison, but can obviously be described in (a lot) of words. His name is Charlie Hank Bandit Jack Tim Bill the Unicorn (Winston III)..

or as we say
Jack

okay now that I have brought back memories of the Dauphins ode to his horse and thoroughly annoyed Becca's mental processes I would like to propose a question to the crowd:
If you could name this amazing pony, what would you call him?
Show name or pet name.. let me have.



Thanks all